Defeating the Clown Threat

As a follow-up to the creepy clown story, I just learned today that the clowns have made their way into the Chicago area. Fortunately, an ad went out to recruit Vikings to defeat the clown:

Looking for a group of people willing to dress up as Vikings and go hunt clowns in the woods. Must supply own chainmail and weapons. Slashing or crushing weapons suggested as clowns are lightly armored. Meade will be supplied

Though the Vikings should easily defeat the clowns, remember: clowns travel in cars to hide their numbers.