... I should just write down some of the conversations between my husband and me. So this just happened:
I walk into the apartment to find my husband in the kitchen in just boxers and a shirt.
Him: I'm so glad you're home.
Him: Yeah, I need you to run get something from the house for me. I can't go outside because I'm not wearing pants.
Me: And you can't put on pants?
Him: I could. But I don't want to.
I just got back from the house.