Chicago highway taglines

I'm stuck in traffic at the moment, so I decided to try writing some taglines for the various highways in and around Chicago:

55 - If you're not going to Midway, we are so very sorry.

290 - A study into which is worse: traffic or lane closures.

90/94 - You don't have anywhere important to be, right?

294 - The closest thing to a tour of the suburbs you're going to get.

190 - Step one of getting the hell out of Chicago.

Lake Shore Drive - I can be a sweet dream or beautiful nightmare.